The Number of the Beast

Published on Sun 12 September 1999

666
The number of the Beast
664
The Neighbor of The beast
667
Across the street from the Beast
660
Estimated number of the Beast
666-66-6666
SSN of the Beast
666.0666
The number of the High-Performance Beast
0.666
Number of the milliBeast
1/666
The Denominator of the Beast
666[-/(-1)]
The Imaginary Number of the Beast
1010011010
The Binary Number of the Beast
29A
The Hexidecimal Number of the Beast
1-666
The Area Code of the Beast
60666
The Zip Code of the Beast (somewhere in Chicago)
1-900-666-6666
The Psychic Beast ($6.66 for 666 seconds - over 18, please)
$666.00
MSRP of the Beast
$726.66
The price, including sales tax, delivered
$10,666.95
Price, with leather, sun-roof, and radials
$566.69
The Wal-mart price of the Beast
Phillips 666
The gas the Beast runs best on
Route 666
The road the Beast likes best
666ºF
The temperature at which to roast Beast
666 k
Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg
Minimum Daily Required dosage of Beast
6.66%
Annual Percentage Rate on a mortgage from First Beast Bank
DSM-666(r)
Diagnostic and Statistics Manual of the Beast (revised)
Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast
DOS 6.66
Operating system of the Beast
i68666
CPU of the Beast
666tii
BMW of the Beast

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