Quality Is Supposed To Be Our Most Important ProductA man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came a woman who, seeing the two cute babies, smiled, "Aren't they cute. What are their names?"
The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked again, "Well, are they boys or girls?"
The man, now looking angrier than before, replied, "I really don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a rotten father are you?"
The man sneered, "I am not their father! I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"