The Worst Jobs

• Photographer for the "Miss Nude Octogenarian" pageant
• Laxative tester
• Internet spelling/grammar corrector
• Certified Pubic Accountant
• Any job in the White House if you're wearing a skirt.
  And that includes the poor bagpipe players.
• Depends Undergarment Maximum Load Tester
• Jessie Ventura's press secretary
• Restroom attendant at the Texas Chili Competition
• "NYPD Blue" Makeup Specialist, Butt Division