Published on Thu 07 October 1999
Top ten things men shouldn't say out loud in a Victoria's Secret store
- Does this come in children's sizes?
- No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
- Mom will love this.
- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
- No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
- Will you model this for me?
- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
- But darling - your mother already has that one in red.
- 45 bucks?! You're just gonna end up naked anyway!