Hallmark Greeting Cards
Greeting cards unsuccessfully marketed by Hallmark
- Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real
- I heard you had herpes... and I feel terrible... I'd say "Get well soon"...
but I know it's incurable.
- My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the
tire... I found your cat... Sorry!
- You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of
flowers and a box of Depends.
- You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find
out you're one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
- So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright
side, she's a really good lay.
- Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... Don't fret about your
wife though... She's moving in with me.
- Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have
installed... Win '95.
- You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case
of Bud Dry
- So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time,
work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife.
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