Yo Mama's
Published on Fri 09 June 2000
- Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
- Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
- Yo mama's so dumb, when I told her I wanted color TV, she said, "What color?"
- Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find "Any" key.
- Yo mama's so ugly, you could hef face in dough and make monster cookies.
- Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
- Yo mama's so poor when I saw Her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
- Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company.
- Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
- Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
- Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."
- Yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "Ding."
- Yo mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with job application.
- Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read "to be continued."
- Yo mama's so old, she has autographed Bible.
- Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Yo mama's so stupid she went to Disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
- Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mama's so dumb, when she was asked on a application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
- Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people said, "Taxi!"
- Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button for "9-1-1".
- Yo mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
- Yo mama's so old, powder milk comes out her tits.
- Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.