George W. Solves a Puzzle

George W. Bush's closest advisors came to visit him at the White House one evening, and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago.

When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment.

"Ah, but you're wrong. I did it in record time."

When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they told him that wasn't that great.

"Oh yeah?" said the commander in chief, "Well the box says 3-5 years!"