The Last 10 Things Any Man and Woman Would Ever Say
Published on Thu 07 October 1999
The last 10 things any man would ever say
- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her tits are just too big.
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
- Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
- Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
- I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
The last 10 things any woman would ever say
- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big.
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
- Wow, it really is 14 inches!
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.