Farts
Decide which one you are.- Vain
- A person who loves the smell of his own farts
- Amiable
- A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
- Proud
- A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
- Shy
- A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
- Impudent
- A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
- Unfortunate
- A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
- Scientific
- A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution
- Nervous
- A person who stops in the middle of his fart
- Honest
- A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
- Dishonest
- A person who farts and then blames the dog
- Foolish
- A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
- Thrifty
- A person who has several good farts in reserve
- Anti-Social
- A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
- Strategic
- A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
- Unfortunate
- A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
- Sadistic
- A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate
- Intellectual
- A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed
- Athletic
- A person who farts at the slightest exertion
- Miserable
- A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
- Sensitive
- A person who farts and then starts crying