Air Force One Crash
Published on Fri 25 February 2000
Air Force One crashes, instantly killing President Clinton, Vice President Gore, and their wives. Being the very important people that they are, St. Peter greets them personally at the Pearly Gates and informs them that they have been granted an audience with God. They are lead by St. Peter to a tremendous thrown room. The Supreme Being, of course, is seated upon the throne.
"And who might you be?" God asks of the Vice President.
"I am Albert Gore Jr., Vice President of the United States of America."
"Ah, yes. You have done much for the environment. I love your work. Come sit on my left. And you there, who are you?"
"Your holiness, I am William Jefferson Clinton, President of the United States."
"Right. You are a brave man who has confronted some difficult issues. Come sit on my right. Now, who might you be?"
"My name is Hillary Rodham Clinton and you are sitting on my seat."