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The Final Proof Why Engineers Don't Make Money

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,

 Work
 ---- = Power
 Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

 Work
 ----- = Knowledge
 Money

Solving for Money, we get:

           Work
 Money = ---------
         Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more Money you Make.


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