George W. Bush vs. TerroristsIn the U.S., a guy in his car is stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, someone comes to his car and knocks on the window.
The driver: "What's happening?"
"Well, some terrorists took G.W. Bush as a hostage, and ask for a 1 million dollar ransom or they will put some gasoline on him and set him on fire."
"So, we go from car to car to collect what people can give."
"And how much do people give in the average?"
"About 5 gallons..."