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Golden Toilet (2007-10-13)
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Life as an American (2003-11-16)
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Cheney and the Bushes on a Plane (2003-11-10)
Rules for Marriage (2003-11-07)
U.S. Presidents on the Titanic (2003-11-04)
George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz (2003-11-01)
The Roosters (2003-10-29)
Confession (2003-10-26)
Cold Hands (2003-10-23)
American History 101 (2003-10-20)
George W. Solves a Puzzle (2003-10-17)
Atheist in the Woods (2003-10-14)
Survivor, Texas-Style (2003-10-11)
George W. Bush Meets Moses (2003-10-08)
Old Ladies, Cigarettes, and Condoms (2003-10-05)
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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 (2003-09-29)
One-Liners of Women for Men (2003-09-26)
State Mottos (2003-09-23)
Second Honeymoon (2003-09-20)
Spelling Problems (2003-09-17)
Dear Redneck Son (2003-09-14)
Actual Slogans from Women's T-Shirts (2003-09-11)
Democrat and Proud of It (2003-09-08)
The Definition of a Good Date (2003-09-05)
Role Reversal (2003-09-02)
75th Wedding Anniversary (2003-08-30)
Redneck First-Aid (2003-08-27)
A Shot in the Heart (2003-08-24)
God and the Environmentalists (2003-08-21)
Women: The Best Troops Around (2003-08-18)
Cows and Politics Explained (2003-08-15)
Computer Redneck (2003-08-12)
Investment Advice (2003-08-09)
The Religious Man and the Atheist (2003-08-06)
Puzzled President (2003-08-03)
Making Fish Sticks (2003-07-31)
Only in America (2003-07-28)
Ghosts in the White House (2003-07-25)
Double Martini on the Rocks (2003-07-22)
The Great Wizard of Oz (2003-07-19)
Opening for an Assassin (2003-07-16)
Mistresses (2003-07-13)
Late for Work (2003-07-10)
Brain Tumor (2003-07-07)
Einstein, Picasso and Bush at the Pearly Gates (2003-07-04)
Computer Viruses (2003-07-01)
Cinderella at the Age 75 (2003-06-28)
No Jews (2003-06-25)
A Hermaphrodite Baby (2003-06-22)
Good and Bad News from the Doctor (2003-06-19)
The Fallen Parishioners (2003-06-16)
Substitute Minister (2003-06-13)
Artificial Intelligence (2003-06-10)
Just Three Words (2003-06-07)
Texans in Hell (2003-06-04)
Redneck Logic (2003-06-01)
Where Enron Learned Economics (2003-05-29)
Microsoft Winders 98 Alabama Edition (2003-05-26)
Redneck Medical Terms (2003-05-23)
A Guide to U.S. Newspapers (2003-05-20)
Alabamian Vasectomy (2003-05-17)
First Draft of Bush's Inaugural Address (2003-05-14)
God and the Village Idiot (2003-05-11)
Math at a Catholic School (2003-05-08)
Near Death Experience (2003-05-05)
Eyes Wide Shut (2003-05-02)
Jesus, Are You There? (2003-04-29)
The $10 Million Reason to get Married (2003-04-26)
Heaven, I'm In Heaven... (2003-04-23)
God Overrules Supreme Court Verdict (2003-04-20)
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The Divorced Barbie (2003-04-11)
President Bush Plays God (2003-04-08)
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A Great Dentist (2003-04-02)
Difference Between Republicans and Democrats (2003-03-30)
Parrot Prostitutes (2003-03-27)
Taliban TV Guide (2003-03-24)
Gorilla Breeding (2003-03-21)
The Wedding Night (2003-03-18)
Enron Capitalism (2003-03-15)
Liberalism (2003-03-12)
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Osama's Afterlife Surprise (2003-03-06)
The Nursing Home (2003-03-03)
Rats (2003-02-28)
Penis on the Beach (2003-02-25)
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Classifieds (2003-02-16)
Computers Do Have a Gender (2003-02-13)
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Personal Ad Translations (2003-02-07)
You Know You Live in San Francisco When... (2003-02-04)
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf (2003-01-29)
Psychoanalyze Yourself (2003-01-26)
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Two People in the Same Grave (2003-01-17)
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Asking Out Empty Space (2002-10-14)
Airline Slogans (2002-10-11)
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Lessons in Business and in Life (2002-10-05)
Psychological Test (2002-10-02)
International Politics (2002-09-29)
42 Good Reasons To Be In Finland (2002-09-26)
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary (2002-09-23)
The Bible In 50 Words (2002-09-20)
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A Woman's Best Part (2002-09-14)
Labour Pains (2002-09-11)
2001 Darwin Awards (2002-09-08)
Real Cowboy (2002-09-05)
Nine Months Later (2002-09-02)
The "Stella" Award (2002-08-30)
Weatherman's Disappointing Performance (2002-08-27)
N64 Killed My Son! (2002-08-24)
Learn Korean in 5 Minutes (2002-08-21)
Quotations Compiled from Actual Resumes (2002-08-18)
The Latin Professor (2002-08-15)
Heart Warming (2002-08-12)
If Women Ruled the World (2002-08-09)
How Yodeling Began (2002-08-06)
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Whose Profession is the Oldest? (2002-07-28)
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Dear White Fella (2002-07-19)
The Long-Haired Youngster (2002-07-16)
Speeding Ticket (2002-07-13)
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Life in a Nudist Colony (2002-07-07)
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About Men for Women (2002-07-01)
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Wildlife on Drugs (2002-06-22)
What Porn Films Would Like Us To Believe (2002-06-19)
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Signs of Times (2002-06-13)
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What Men Are Like (2002-05-23)
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FBI's Top 20 Homicides of the Year 1996 (2002-05-17)
A Look at the Panties (2002-05-14)
The Preacher and the Cowboy (2002-05-11)
At a Sex Therapist (2002-05-08)
Swedish Sandwich (2002-05-05)
Desperate Girl (2002-05-02)
G.I.'s Late Returns (2002-04-29)
A Golfing Priest (2002-04-26)
Adam Feeling Lonely in Eden (2002-04-23)
Hillary Dies and Goes to Heaven (2002-04-20)
Disorder in Court (2002-04-17)
Three Chinese Tortures (2001-03-10)
Just a Small Blowjob (2001-03-10)
Sweatshop (2001-03-10)
Unfaithful Wife (2001-03-10)
If Operating Systems Ran Your Car (2001-03-10)
Senior Chef's Death (2001-03-10)
Pick-Up Attempt at a Bar (2001-02-15)
All I Know About Computers I Learned From My Mom (2001-02-15)
Airline Announcements (2001-02-15)
Parking Space (2001-02-15)
Worried Old Woman (2001-02-15)
Materials Safety Data Sheet: Woman (2001-02-15)
English Subtitles Made in Hong Kong (2001-02-15)
Stolen Camel (2001-02-15)
Conversation on a Bus (2001-02-01)
Three Nuns (2001-02-01)
Confession of the 80-year-old Man (2001-02-01)
Hunting Bears (2001-02-01)
How to Determine Your Star Wars Name (2001-02-01)
Star Wars Alternative Ending (2001-02-01)
Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers (2001-02-01)
Sex Weight Loss Program (2000-12-18)
How to Shower Like a Woman/Man (2000-12-18)
Education (2000-12-18)
What If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers? (2000-12-18)
Whore House Piano Player (2000-12-18)
Fuckawee Indians (2000-12-16)
Notice of Revocation of Independence (2000-12-16)
Toaster Design (2000-11-12)
Mis-Adventures in Thai Language (2000-11-12)
Rules Men Wish Women Knew (2000-11-12)
Vaseline Biker (2000-09-03)
Snow White Takes a Bath (2000-09-03)
Television Preacher (2000-09-03)
Female Comebacks (2000-09-03)
13-Year-Old 'r00ts' Popular Polynomial (2000-09-03)
Radio Show Contest (2000-06-09)
What Is Politics? (2000-06-09)
Deathbed (2000-06-09)
Chinese-English Dictionary (2000-06-09)
Bad Password (2000-06-09)
Chelsea vs. Newcastle (2000-06-09)
Reduced Dose of Viagra (2000-06-09)
Yo Mama's (2000-06-09)
Windows 2000 Error Messages (2000-06-09)
Pet Frog (2000-06-09)
28 Cruel Things to Say to a Naked Man (2000-04-27)
Drink Beer and Get Smart (2000-04-27)
The Two Eskimos (2000-04-27)
Condoms (2000-04-27)
Game of Romance (2000-04-03)
Dirty Mind (2000-04-03)
How to Impress a Woman (2000-02-25)
Valentine's Day Poem (2000-02-25)
Mr. Miller (2000-02-25)
Dish of Soup (2000-02-25)
Air Force One Crash (2000-02-25)
Comprehending Engineers (2000-02-25)
Cybersex (2000-01-22)
Monkey Business (2000-01-22)
Saving Bill Clinton's Life (2000-01-22)
Having a Cup of Coffee (2000-01-22)
Panda (2000-01-19)
Clinton Goes Out Jogging (2000-01-19)
The Barkeeper's Dog (2000-01-19)
The Winking Sales Man (2000-01-19)
How to Speak About Men and Be Politically Correct (2000-01-11)
A Deaf Mute at a Pharmacy (2000-01-11)
Lawyer Q&A (2000-01-11)
Gravy Ladle (2000-01-11)
Severe Problems in Sex Life (2000-01-11)
Goldfish Burial (2000-01-11)
Carpet Installer (2000-01-11)
Successful Sons (2000-01-11)
Earth the Village (2000-01-11)
It's the Thought That Counts (2000-01-11)
Windows 95, Noun (2000-01-11)
One Day, One Man, and One Lamp to be Rubbed (2000-01-11)
Little Christmas Angel (1999-12-21)
Shit List (1999-12-10)
30 Fun Things to Do in the Elevator (1999-12-10)
Hot Air Balloon (1999-12-10)
Sitting or Standing (1999-12-10)
Only Four Weeks to Live (1999-12-10)
Chemical Analysis of a Woman (1999-12-10)
Screwing Light Bulps (1999-12-10)
Short Mathematics Jokes (1999-12-10)
Golfer in Heaven (1999-12-10)
Drumming on a Remote Island (1999-12-10)
Margaret Thatcher in Heaven (1999-12-10)
The Story of Motumbo and Mary (1999-12-08)
The Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex (1999-12-08)
In a Brain Store (1999-12-08)
Expert at Reattaching Limbs (1999-12-08)
Discussion on Submarines (1999-12-08)
Wife or Mistress? (1999-12-08)
The Jokes Club (1999-12-08)
Everything I Need to Know... I Learned in Corporate America (1999-12-08)
Pregnancy Q&A (1999-12-08)
Virus Jokes (1999-12-08)
An Engineer and the Guillotine (1999-12-08)
A Snake and a Rabbit (1999-12-08)
Cessna Cleared for Take-Off (1999-12-08)
Professions (1999-12-07)
Female Hormones in Beer (1999-12-07)
Hockey Fans (1999-12-07)
Cork in the Ass (1999-12-07)
Climb the Ladder to Success (1999-12-07)
Dictionary of Wifespeak (1999-11-08)
Restaurant on a Deserted Island (1999-11-08)
Missing Husband (1999-11-08)
What Would You Do If I Died? (1999-11-08)
Naked Priests (1999-11-08)
He and She (1999-11-08)
Hiking Accident (1999-11-08)
World War II Pilots (1999-11-08)
Fire Insurance (1999-11-08)
Halloween Party (1999-11-08)
The Male Rules (1999-11-08)
City of Los Angeles High School Vocabulary Primer (1999-11-08)
17 Of The Female Rules (1999-11-07)
Ten Years on a Deserted Island (1999-11-07)
Marrying and Divorcing in Heaven (1999-11-07)
At the Entrance of Heaven (1999-11-07)
Opportunity of a Lifetime (1999-11-07)
Parachuting in the Army (1999-11-07)
The Warning Signs of Insanity (1999-11-07)
The Lost Old Hat (1999-11-07)
Chinese Crash Course (1999-11-07)
People Do the Strangest Things (1999-11-07)
Fire at the Hotel (1999-11-07)
God and the Pope (1999-11-07)
Recruits for the CIA (1999-11-07)
The Kinds of People in Heaven (1999-11-07)
Until the Chief Gets Back (1999-11-07)
The Burglar and the Budgerigar (1999-11-07)
A Cat and a Buttered Piece of Bread (1999-11-07)
Scientists on a Photo-Safari (1999-10-18)
Dark Suckers (1999-10-18)
Actual Newspaper Headlines (1999-10-18)
How to Handle Stress (1999-10-18)
A Great New Bike (1999-10-18)
Life in Prison vs. A Full Time Job (1999-10-18)
If Operating Systems Were Beer Brands (1999-10-18)
Murphy's Laws on Sex (1999-10-18)
The Perfect Penis (1999-10-18)
Carpenter at the Gates of Heaven (1999-10-18)
Computers in the Movies (1999-10-18)
How to Kill an Eel (1999-10-18)
Theft of a Roast (1999-10-18)
A New Priest (1999-10-18)
Portugese Medical Dictionary (1999-10-18)
What If Operating Systems Were Women (1999-10-14)
50th Wedding Anniversary (1999-10-14)
Proper Care of Diskettes (1999-10-14)
Is There a Santa Claus? (1999-10-14)
Parachuting (1999-10-14)
Memory Problem (1999-10-14)
Husband Under the Table (1999-10-14)
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody (1999-10-14)
Lawyer and Alligator (1999-10-14)
A Cold Morning (1999-10-14)
You Are So Ugly! (1999-10-14)
Cool Pick-Up Lines (1999-10-14)
The Epic of the Baked Beans (1999-10-14)
What Is This? (1999-10-14)
Top 13 Things the 95 in Windows 95 Really Stands For (1999-10-14)
101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet (1999-10-14)
Top Ten Failed Slogans (1999-10-14)
Fuck (1999-10-14)
Does It Reach? (1999-10-07)
Be Careful With Your E-Mail (1999-10-07)
The Five Toughest Questions Women Ask - And Their Answers (1999-10-07)
The New Maid (1999-10-07)
Zoo Mime (1999-10-07)
San Francisco (1999-10-07)
The Last 10 Things Any Man and Woman Would Ever Say (1999-10-07)
University Sweatshirts (1999-10-07)
125 Things Never To Say During Sex (1999-10-07)
Hallmark Greeting Cards (1999-10-07)
Victoria's Secret (1999-10-07)
Useless Information (1999-10-07)
Owner's Manual (1999-10-07)
Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You (1999-10-07)
31 Ways to Know that Technology has Taken Over Your Life (1999-10-07)
Affairs (1999-10-07)
Look of Plastic and Feel of Rubber (1999-10-07)
Rules for Attorney Hunting Season (1999-10-07)
The Difference (1999-10-07)
Three Bad Bikers (1999-10-07)
Two Brothers (1999-10-07)
Lincoln & Kennedy - Think About This (1999-10-07)
Why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ (1999-10-07)
An Ideal Husband (1999-10-07)
One more for Elmo (1999-10-07)
The Worst Jobs (1999-10-07)
Sperm Count (1999-10-07)
It Is Obvious My Dear (1999-10-07)
UNIX Consultant (1999-10-07)
The Whales (1999-09-12)
I'm Glad I'm a Man/Woman (1999-09-12)
Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women (1999-09-12)
Quality Is Supposed To Be Our Most Important Product (1999-09-12)
Signs (1999-09-12)
The Newlyweds (1999-09-12)
At the Doctor's Reception (1999-09-12)
The Number of the Beast (1999-09-12)
Secret NASA Files (1999-09-12)
Been in Finland Too Long? (1999-09-12)
Mad in Finland (1999-09-11)
Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture (1999-09-11)
Last Night's Big Date (1999-09-11)
Thin Foods (1999-09-11)
Special High Intensity Training (1999-09-11)
42 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate (1999-09-11)
Men and Women Are Not Alike (1999-09-11)
On Why Women and Men Have Such a Difficult Time Being Just Friends (1999-09-11)
Radio Conversation (1999-09-11)
Pig! (1999-09-11)
The World's Best Pickup Lines (1999-09-11)
Tips For Your Boss (1999-09-11)
The Stork Family (1999-09-11)
Warning Label (1999-09-11)
Lifeguard's Secret (1999-09-11)
Road Stripers (1999-09-11)
Squeezing Juice out of a Lemon (1999-09-11)
McDonnell Douglas Warranty Registration Card (1999-09-11)
Cinderella (1999-09-11)
51 Days (1999-09-11)
Defective Parrot (1999-08-21)
Dildo (1999-08-21)
Alricht EuroEnglisch (1999-08-21)
Speed Limit (1999-08-21)
Slow Down or Stop (1999-08-21)
107 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women (1999-08-21)
Titanic vs. Clinton (1999-08-21)
Viagra Jokes (1999-08-21)
Livestock Show (1999-08-21)
Me Tarzan, You Jane (1999-08-21)
How To Get Off Those Stupid Posting Lists? (1999-08-21)
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women (1999-08-21)
Toddler Property Laws (1999-08-21)
Italianenglish? (1999-08-20)
Diary of an AOL User (1999-08-20)
At the Porno Store (1999-08-20)
At a San Francisco Art Exhibition (1999-08-20)
What I Learned from the Movies (1999-08-20)
His And Hers ATMs (1999-08-20)
The Oedipus Complex (1999-08-17)
A Close Shave (1999-08-16)
Psychiatric Helpline (1999-08-16)
Raisin Bread (1999-08-16)
Buying a Bra (1999-08-16)
Child of the 80's (1999-08-16)
Three Guys In Heaven (1999-08-16)
Abstinence (1999-08-15)
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex (1999-08-15)
Are You Politically Correct or a Barbarian? (1999-08-15)
A Little Something to Think About (1999-08-15)
K'ung-Fu-tzu (1999-08-15)
A Really Bad Day (1999-08-15)
In the Beginning (1999-08-15)
Light Bulbs (1999-08-15)
Fascinate (1999-08-15)
Little Johnny (1999-08-03)
Camping (1999-08-03)
Bridge to Hawaii (1999-08-03)
Populating the Earth (1999-08-03)
Heroic Statues (1999-08-03)
An Adult Pig Story (1999-08-03)
Top 20 Replies by Programmers When Their Programs Do Not Work (1999-08-03)
The Three Things You Need to Survive (1999-08-03)
The President Must Go (1999-08-02)
Wedding Vows (1999-08-02)
Words of Wisdom (1999-08-02)
Actual Bumper Stickers (1999-08-02)
Choosing the Woman to Marry (1999-08-02)
WordPerfect Helpline (1999-08-01)
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? (1999-07-30)
Custer's Last Thought (1999-07-30)
African Vagina (1999-07-30)
Sex the Cat (1999-07-30)
Daughters' Marriages (1999-07-30)
Y2K Fix (1999-06-08)
Engineering Improvements (1999-06-08)
The Pianist (1999-04-28)
Newsflash on Software Testing (1999-04-28)
Programming Contest (1999-03-04)
50th Anniversary (1998-12-03)
Alligator (1998-12-03)
Waking up from Coma (1998-12-03)
Sexual Statistics (1998-12-03)
6 Shots of Jagermeister (1998-12-03)
Room 1221 (1998-12-03)
On a Beautiful Deserted Island (1998-12-01)
Bill Gates Dies and Goes to Hell (1998-12-01)
The Final Proof Why Engineers Don't Make Money (1998-10-26)
Reply to Spam (1998-10-26)
The Five Stages of Drunkenness (1998-08-21)
The Man Whose Penis Made Him Locally Famous (1998-05-14)
The Little Old Lady And The Bet (1998-04-16)
A Very Special Bar (1998-04-07)
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? (1998-03-31)
What Men and Women Say and What They Mean (1998-02-05)
Lose Weight $1.00 Per Pound (1998-02-04)
If Beatles was a bunch of Computer Nerds (1997-11-18)
Love - The Answers (1997-03-06)
How to Hunt Lions (1997-02-12)
85 Rules and Instructions on Being a Man (1997-02-12)
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor (1997-02-05)
Conductor (1997-01-23)
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An Engineer and a Princess (1997)
King of Beers (1997)
Top 25 Reasons Why Kirk Is a Better Captain Than Picard (1997)
Cows (1996-12-10)
Girlfriend (1996-12-07)
Microsoft Marketing Strategy (MARKET.EXE) (1996-09-05)
Is Windows a Virus? (1996-08-25)
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